OR: My new f****ing haircut

Sunday: My new haircut and buffalo wings

Its Sunday so me, my wing, and a coworker go out to watch NFL Sunday ticket at the local wings bar. We get there pretty early but no seats are available. Our coworker goes to see if he can get us a seat and opens a HB7.5. She of course has her b**** shield on full force and makes us wait. Another waitress, a HB6 finally gets us a table and takes our orders.

Next to us, a group of like... 8-10 guys roll in to watch the games. The guys for the most part are all losers with the exception of a couple of them who look excatly like that guy from the "My new haircut" Youtube video.



Losers. One in specific comes in and starts running the bar.

I couldnt believe what I was seeing but again I could. This guy was white (of course... but thats another post) and about 5'8 250 all muscle. A tank if you will. This guy had almost every waitress in the bar COME TO HIM, and hug on him as he talked about... nothing!

Then he befriended my wing, and just about 2 guys at every table in the bar.

He was like a bull plowing through the bar opening every table and FORCING rapport. It was amazing. He did have the nerve to brag on all the "p**y he was getting" to our table. I ignored him.

One thing I noticed he did, was that he touched everyone. Male or female, if he spoke to you he touched you. On the shoulder, on the back, on the arm. He was very effective and his boys cleaned up off all the girls he brung into them.

It showed me that game aside, looks and opening can still get you far.